if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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