What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just google imaged poop.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
