Her vagina should come with caution tape.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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