He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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