I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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