My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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