i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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