They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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