my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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