Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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