We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
