Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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