This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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