if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
