Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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