Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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