OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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