I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
