i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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