So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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