im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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