he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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