STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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