When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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