Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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