is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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