Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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