the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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