Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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