it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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