is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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