she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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