Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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