you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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