So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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