she looked like the bat from fern gully.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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