Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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