she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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