I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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