we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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