How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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