Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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