My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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