she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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