Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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