Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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