who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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