Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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