I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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