I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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