I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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