ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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