do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I would fuck him just for his dog
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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